This night, I found out that actor-director Mel Gibson, and actors Jim Caviezel and Barbara Hershey were all going to be in the audience. I decided to mold my routine about the recent "seeings-of-the-light" that several people of crooked reputation got from watching Mr. Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ".
I walked over to Jim Caviezel's table, got down on my knees, grabbed one of his hands and screamed, "I confess that I married my third-cousin by mistake!" I begged to be forgiven and wouldn't release his hand until he did.
"I forgive you," he said, touching my hair with his free hand, "and the Lord God forgives you as well."
Bowing to him, over and over again, I crawled over to Mr. Gibson's table and said to him..."You know, this guy's fantastic! He really thinks he's Jesus!"
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