Jokes and funny stories from my Friday night appearances at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles.
Sunday, February 13, 2005
THE 2004 GRAMMY AWARDS (February, 2004)
Here it is...Friday night, February 20, 2004. The Grammy Awards are going to be held this coming Sunday night. I understand that this year they are adding two new song categories...rap-crap and hip-hop slop!
I was born on May 8, 1971 in New York City.
I stand 6'1" tall and weigh 180 pounds, although I will gain or lose weight as a role demands.
I have been married since June 25, 1999 and my wife and I have six children (three boys and three girls).
I have chestnut brown hair and hazel eyes (but they can change from hazel to green to gold, depending on my mood).
I hold a shi-do-shi rank in martial arts and practice two hours every day.
I am an all-around sports enthusiast, excelling in soccer, tennis, baseball, lacrosse, basketball, beach and indoor volleyball, swimming, diving, running and more.
I am fluent in 25+ languages and dialects.
My hobbies include reading plays and scripts, playing guitar, violin, organ and piano, sailing and surfing.
I live in Malibu, so a well-toned build is a must. I have a gym stocked with every piece of equipment imaginable where I work out, two hours a day, three days a week.
I own a 2016 Bugatti Grand Sport Vitesse. I also own three houses...a beachhouse in Malibu (my main home), a retreat outside Las Vegas (being rented out) and a tri-level property outside New Paltz, New York.
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