I was surprised when I went into a Thrifty's store near my house and looked at some of those dumb tabloids the stores sell. Can you imagine...Ashley Olsen Netted In Drug Raid! What?
Now, there's this new thing on some British rag called Weekly World News. The headline screams out at you...Osama bin Laden Is Really Dead! Then, they show this picture, claiming that it is the Al Qaeda leader, stiff as a board on a slab.
Who are they trying to kid?
If that's really Osama bin Laden, then somebody had better fire the makeup artist for using a retouched photo of Elvis Presley's glass-like face!
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